Lawyer Love

If the chat up lines didn't work for you and left you feeling a bit lonely, then this should cheer you up! 

And here's the transcript of the email ... Subject: Offer of love! Dearest Ms Heartbroken, 1. That I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you since the 7th of August (Wednesday). 2. That with reference to the meeting held between us on the 11th of Aug. at 15:00hrs, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover. 3. That our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent. 4. That needless to say and of course, upon completion of probation, I propose that there will be a continuous 'on the job training' and performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse. 5. That I propose that the expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. 6. That I further propose that later, based on our mutual performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses. 7. That however I am broad-minded enough to be taken care of, on your expense account. 8. That I humbly request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else. 9. That I wish to add here that I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this offer. Wish you all the best! Thanking you in anticipation. Please reply if you desire so... Yours sincerely, Mr Lonely N.B this was not an actual email and the joke is taken from Santa Banta