More of the most cheesiest lawyer pickup lines (Part 2)

Yesterday we gave you 10 of the most cheesiest lawyer pickup lines, and we enjoyed it so much that today we've managed to find 8 more!  Well done to those brave enough to give them a go yesterday, but lets see how brave you are today as these are considerably more rude!

1. I'd have to plead insanity if I ever left you
2. When I think of you, I become fully vested
3. I've got a precedent that's long and deep
4. Is your estate subject to open?
5. I don't know if I have standing, but I'd love to court you
6. How about coming back to my place for a little actus reus?
7. When I bring an ejectment actiom, there'll be nothing quiet about your enjoyment
8. Let me show you my mens rea

Found via Pickup lines galore. Again, if you were brave enough to try these, let us know how it worked out for you in the comments!

If loving you is a crime, then I'm looking at a life sentence! (The 10 worst lawyer pickup lines)

As a future lawyer, working all hours can leave very little time for romance. But what's the point in studying for a impressive sounding degree if you can't use it to your advantage? We've found 10 of the worst, most cheesiest law-related pickup lines which are just begging you to give them a try. So while you're on taking a break from revision, why not try out a few of them out?!

1. There is no burden of proof for how fine you are
2. I think I'd be liable for negligence, if I neglected to come over and talk to you
3. Your body is ultra-vires, its beyond my power to control myself around you
4. I love you beyond a reasonable doubt
5. I'll teach you about jurisdiction, if we change the venue to my place
6. Why don't you take a look at my briefs?
7. If loving you is a crime, then I'm looking at a life sentence
8. Res ipsa loquitur, honey, your hot body speaks for itself!
9. I believe its in our best interest to comply with Section 69 of the Act
10. Excuse me, are you into reverse bifurcation?

If you liked these, watch out for part 2 tomorrow. Via Pick up lines galore. Let us know how it worked out in the comments below.