As a future lawyer, working all hours can leave very little time for romance. But what's the point in studying for a impressive sounding degree if you can't use it to your advantage? We've found 10 of the worst, most cheesiest law-related pickup lines which are just begging you to give them a try. So while you're on taking a break from revision, why not try out a few of them out?!
- There is no burden of proof for how fine you are
- I think I'd be liable for negligence, if I neglected to come over and talk to you
- Your body is ultra-vires, its beyond my power to control myself around you
- I love you beyond a reasonable doubt
- I'll teach you about jurisdiction, if we change the venue to my place
- Why don't you take a look at my briefs?
- If loving you is a crime, then I'm looking at a life sentence
- Res ipsa loquitur, honey, your hot body speaks for itself!
- I believe its in our best interest to comply with Section 69 of the Act
- Excuse me, are you into reverse bifurcation?
If you liked these, watch out for part 2 tomorrow. Via Pick up lines galore. Let us know how it worked out in the comments below.
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